3 men (a Belgian, a German and a French) have an audition for a new job in England. The interviewer tells them : "OK, you'll have to formulate asentence with the 3 words: green, pink and yellow."
First, the Belgian says : "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV".
Then, the German: "I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself: I hope it will be a pink day".
And the French :
"I wake up in ze morningk, I hear ze phone : green... green... green... I pink up ze phone and I say "Yellow?"...