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Popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also, like any bartender, engage in appropriate conversation.

A man enters the bar, orders a drink.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him:
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "150."
And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "100." And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, etc.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robotone more test.
He goes back in, the robot serves him, asks,"What's your IQ?" The man replies, "50."
And the robot says, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"

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Ljubljana i Zagreb.
Pričaju, Slovenac i Hrvat.
I kaže Hrvat: "Jao Janez sanjao sam tvoju Ljubljanu svu u plamenu, svuda leševi."
Na to če Slovenac: "E kakvi ste vi Hrvati, samo ružne snove sanjate.
Eto ja sam sanjao tvoj Zagreb sav divan, veseo, sa svih prozora čuje se muzika,
po ulicama ljudi igraju, sav grad izljepljen nekim plakatima... "
"Pa dobro, šta piše na tim plakatima?" Pita ga Hrvat.
"Ma nisam pročitao, ne znam cirilicu," odgovara mu Slovenac.

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