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Mujo in Haso dobita službo v oglaševalskem oddelku tovarne žebljev in njuna prva naloga je izdelava jumbo plakata za žeblje. Čez nekaj dni predstavita svojo briljantno idejo. Komisija je brez besed, popolnoma šokirana:
Na plakatu je narisan velik križ, pod njim pa Kristus, ki je padel z njega, pod njim geslo "Z našimi žeblji se vam to ne bi moglo zgoditi!"

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James Bond

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"Shertingly not", he replies, "Q's just given me thish shtate-of-the-art watch and I was just teshting it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It ushes alpha wavesh to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
Bond says "Well, it shays you're not wearing any knickers."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond tuts, and frantically taps his watch and says, "Damn shing's an hour fasht."

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