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Sedita v avtu dva policaja. Eden od njiju rešuje križanko.

Kolega ga vpraša, če potrebuje pomoč.

Čez nekaj časa ga le ta vpraša:

"Ženski spolni organ?"
"A vodoravno, al navpično?"
"Vodoravno..."
"Usta."

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James Bond

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"Shertingly not", he replies, "Q's just given me thish shtate-of-the-art watch and I was just teshting it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
Bond explains, "It ushes alpha wavesh to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
Bond says "Well, it shays you're not wearing any knickers."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!"
Bond tuts, and frantically taps his watch and says, "Damn shing's an hour fasht."

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