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Šala 'In space'

Once upon a time NASA decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each.
The first astronaut decided to take along his wife, the second decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, while the third astronaut decided to take along cigarettes. Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.
First came the first astronaut and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms.
 
Next, out came the second astronaut speaking fluent German.
 
They both gave their speeches and got a rousing applause.
 
Suddenly out came the third astronaut with a cigarette in his mouth.
 
He walked up to the podium and snarled to the crowd and asked, 'Has anyone got a friggin' match?!?'

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Policaj zaradi nepredvidenih obveznosti ni mogel na dopust skupaj z ženo in otroci. Pridružil se jim je po enem tednu.
Ko pride, takoj navali na ženo.
"Dragi, otroci so v sosednji sobi, ne moreva tega početi tukaj"
Policaj vedno pozna prave rešitve "Imaš prav .. greva na plažo"
Čez pol ure sta že v strastnem objemu na odmaknjeni plaži.
Po petih minutah se zraven njih pojavi policaj "Sram vaju naj bo, takoj se oblecita... Take stvari počneta na javnem mestu..."
"Oprostite" reče mož, "za ta trenutek slabosti, spozabil sem se, nisva se videla celi teden. Veste, tudi jaz sem policaj, bilo bi neprijetno da si med seboj pišemo kazni"
"V redu kolega, vam je oproščeno. Ampak to razuzdanko pa sem ta teden tukaj ujel že tretjič, tokrat bo plačala kazen"

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